My asshole friend just called me to invite me to a Christmas party that she forgot to invite me to. She sent the invitations out weeks ago. She said, in a very motherhennish superior tone, “Well Debbie, I was thinking of all the couples Steve and I know and in all honesty, we just didn’t think of you. The party starts at 8 if you want to come.” I said hell no. I’d rather get fucked up drunk by myself in my mismatched baggy jammies and these old lady slippers….
….than hang out with those snobby jerks. And that’s exactly what I’m going to do.
I need new friends. Why they must make me feel bad for being single is beyond me! These people don’t love me. I’m done with them. I officially have no friends.
Hmmm, I’m thinking about telling on all of them. I know their secrets.
Oh, I just discovered Fit TV and I’m going to be doing the Dance Party Workout now because I’m really bored.
I’m seriously excited about signing up for karate. It’s going to be awesome.
Off to make a drink after my workout……drinking the blues away….I’m drinking the blues away…..yeah!
Jerks. They probably couldn’t get anyone to attend their lame party and decided, at the last minute, that single people were okay afterall.
You deserve better friends.
Wow, that’s just not cool. We have a few single friends and always invite them no matter what. That’s just fucked up.
I agree, you deserve better friends.
Oh well, have a Merry Christmas.
I agree with HDD, they probably couldnt get any guests!! Fuck them I say!!
Have a wonderful Christmas I’ll keep your sister in my prayers let’s hope she stays on bed rest!!
I’m lucky in that way. The great thing about being divorced is that everybody thinks you’re broken or impaired in some way for being single so they don’t pressure you into getting back into dating. But then they go after you for other things. The grim reality is that judgmental fucks will FIND something to snipe about. They have to in order to maintain their air of superiority.
Back to you, three cheers for you telling them to fuck off. I love people who don’t take this kinda crap off others. It’s demeaning.
Screw that bitch. Honestly. Single people are the FUNNEST to invite! If you lived here or I lived there, you wouldn’t be able to get rid of me!!!! I’M A FUNGUS, I TELL YA!!!
Love you, my friend.
Merry Christmas, Debbie!
Fuck them!
Oh, and Merry Christmas!
(Peace on Earth)
Wish we lived closer….I’d be your friend!
I am LOVING those slippers! They are awesome!
You would be invited to any parties I have but I’m single too so, that may be bad for the neighborhood.
I will be at work tonight ringing in Christmas with the inmates. Have a drink for me!
I like the slippers too! Try a music and massage party and invite only women. Merry Christmas!
Hope you have a wonderful Christmas Fresh!!!
i can so relate with this post it’s not even funny. What is funny is that how your single friends become couples and leave you out of the mix, but eventually…when they’re single again, they come running.
Screw THEM and Merry Christmas
It’s funny how the older I get, the more everything seems to revolve around finding a significant other. It’s like you’re not complete to other people unless you do.
Now me, I drink too much and don’t fucking care, and I’m lucky that my buddies are ugly and drunk like me, and that woman just plainly don’t like us.
Makes life less complicated. I’d have some words for that friend of yours, though, if I was you.
Married people often dream of the single life.
Merry Christmas!
Hi Debbie,
Found your site through a comment you made elsewhere.
Anyhow, read through your top post and you’re right – you need new friends, but most importantly, TRUE friends *
I hope your Christmas was nice : )
Take Care,
Michael-From-The-Future!
QUESTION of the DAY !
Debbie, we’re your friends (“virtually” of course).
Hey! Karate sounds awesome. Kick some ass girl. You rock! Thanks for being a really cool blog pal this year. Love, Dan
Single, drunk, and a martial arts expert? That will definitely get you invited to more parties.
My new year’s resolutions are as follows:
1. Be healthier
2. Make new friends
3. STAY SINGLE
love the slippies, btw. very hot.
LOVE YA!
fuckers.. i totaly get it – i need new friends too..
All my friends are single. And the ones that aren’t single act like they’re single.
Um, assholes. The lot of ‘em.
If you lived closer, you’d come to my party and we’d make fun of any snobby jerks that showed up. And because I live on That Street, we’d have plenty of material.
XOXO
We discussed this before. Your friends STILL suck. Or former friends, I say gladly.
You still have us!