I don’t have much to say right now. The Pilot has been gone since Monday. Who knows where he is? He emailed me tonight saying that he would be back in a couple of weeks. This is what drove me crazy the last time. But I still say that something is very different this time around. I certainly didn’t get emails from him while he was away before.
I’ve uncovered some interesting things about someone this week. I can’t say anything yet because I’m not ready to tell the whole story, but believe me when I say that you all will be the first ones to know when I’m ready. I will say that it’s one big motherfucking monkey off my back. I’ve had two lovely angels to help me with that.
My sister was diagnosed with complete placenta previa. It’s quite serious and she could lose the baby or bleed to death. She’s on strict bed rest. My mother, who is recovering from surgery, is quite worried about her. It’s just amazing how much you realize how much you love someone when you realize they are in danger. If something happens to my sister I don’t know what I’d do. I can’t think about it.
I have two huge Halloween parties to go to this weekend. I’m being a medieval witch. I have to pincurl my hair and my makeup is going to quite extensive. Don’t worry, there will be pictures and some great stories. I’m sure of it.
I’ll leave you all with something kind of funny.
My cubicle neighbor, Lisa, told me that she used to clean her daughters eyes out with her tongue. I thought I didn’t hear her right. She explained that she got the idea from a woman in India who would clean people’s eyes out with her tongue for money. Lisa said, “If you got an apple peel in your eye, she would lick it out.” Okay, who gets an apple peel stuck in their eye. The whole idea just grosses me out to no end. Ew, right?
Fresh Air Lover 
The eye thing… EW. People in tiny little countries somewhere or another eat their young too, and sacrifice virgins to their gods… Is she going to adopt those behaviors too?
Ok, you said you were gonna say something funny, then talked about tonguing an eye.
Yeah, uh, that’s not funny. Just strange.
I hope your sister and the baby will be just fine.
The eye licking is beyond gross…it’s sick. Why???
did you discover my porn career past? sorry, i was going to tell you. but i swear, Chunky Dicks doesn’t exist anymore.
UGGGH! The cleaning of the eye thing was weird & gross. I’m never going to India.
Visine? yes. Tongue? No. What the fuck is wrong with those people?
by the way – enjoyed the knee-highs and lolly. very cheeky
Ain’t nobody licking my eye. Not even Carmen Elektra sitting on a naked Halle Berry’s lap.
Hang on, let me think about this some more…
1. I’m SO SORRY to hear about your sister.
2. Looking forward to reading the story and seeing the pictures.
3. Eew! One’s saliva is dirtier than one’s urine. Not that one should go “peeing” on people’s eyes…
Yes EWW. That is gross! I don’t want anyone licking my eyeballs. Lisa has issues.
I will keep your sister in my prayers, I’m sorry to hear about her condition, but thankfully they know about it so she can take good care of herself!
I can’t wait for your pics, I know you are gonna be a great medieval witch!
MAJOR – EWW! Think of all the bacteria!
So, I grab a cup o’joe – *GAG* head over here to get my daily dose of freshness – and I’m left with the vision of a wrinkled Indian woman licking apple peel out of the eyes of strangers.
allllllllllllrightythen.
I’m sorry to hear about your sister, I will keep her health in my thoughts.
The eye thing…. let;s just say I am glad I haven’t eaten yet today… EEEEEEWWWwwwww!!!!!
~Marci
LMAO at MG!!!
Thanks FAL, I was eating while I read that. That is just absolutely disgusting. I mean really, what made Lisa think that was a good idea anyway?
I’m sorry to hear about your sister, I’m sending good thoughts her way right now.
umm ok eww on the tongue thing.
Cant wait to see pics.
I couldnt bear to live if something were to happen to my sister. I wouldnt know how to breath.
I was about to get lunch until I read the eye thing … that’s just sick and wrong. Ack.
Even though I said the Pilot needs a serious reality check and a swift kick in the ass if he doesn’t realize that you’re a special person, it was so nice to read about how great a time you had with each other last week and I sincerely hope that everything works out. 🙂
Sending lots of good vibes up to your sister, and will be keeping her in my prayers.
The eye thing.. nasty!! *gag*
could your friend use her tongue to get the _____ our of my _____?
Hey who censored me??
On a serious note, my prayers to your sister.
Many prayers for your sister and the baby, and your mom too, for that matter.
And also prayers, fasting, sackcloth, ashes, floating candles, and holy oil for Lisa the Gross who licks her child. May her daughter NOT be scarred for life.
Oh my Gosh, I’m so sorry to hear about your sister’s condition. I know everything will be alright. I’m sending vibes, prayers, and good thoughts your way. Please let me know if you need anything.
On a different (gross note) Ear Licking? ummm… this reminds me of something my mom used to say to me : “Just because people are jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, doesn’t mean it’s a good idea for you to do it, too!”
Sorry to hear about your sister. That shit scares me to death.
And that tongue thing made my stomach turn.