I think I’ve lost my ability to nap. Everytime I lay down to take one of these, be it a short power nap or a long afternoon sleepfest, I get restless and start thinking about all of the things I’ve got to do and how napping is just lazy. I used to be so good at it. I would fantasized about getting snuggled into my couch in the afternoon and close my eyes. A light blanket would offer me its warmth. The sun shining on my face. Or, even better, listening to the rain out my window. Ahhhh. Those were the days. I need my napping skills back. I don’t know how I lost them. Is it the time of year? The lack of sex? The holidays? The phone ringing? Who the fuck knows.
I’m tired. I’ve been working my ass off this week. Last night I spent the evening trying, unsuccessfully, to install DSL onto my mother’s ancient computer. After 3 hours of staring at her monitor waiting for the shit to install over a dial-up internet, I had to give up. I’m going back on Sunday for more fun times. I didn’t sleep very well last night because Stella Marie wanted to play with her brown mouse on me. For the new people, Stella Marie is my cat.
I have nothing else to talk about really. I’m just going to type whatever is on my mind. This should be fun.
Why do I love dirty men? You know, the kind of guy that’s a man’s man. I am not attracted to men in suits. A guy in a suit could ask me out and I’d probably be indifferent or even say no, but if that same man asked me out after doing a bunch of manual labor and was dirty and sweaty, I’d be all over him. Is that messed up?
Do you know what show was really great? M.A.S.H. I love that show. I just watched 3 episodes and I never realized how good it is.
What the fuck is up with all of the dancing reality shows? Does anyone give a shit? First, it was all of the reality dating shows, then it was a zillion talent shows, and now its dancing reality shows. The WE Network is holding a “Dirty Dancing” contest to look for the next Baby. Guess who the host is? J-Ho’s ex, Cris Judd. Who is watching this shit and if you are, explain to me what the appeal is?
Why do I think Jason from Ghost Hunters is dreamy?
My legs are hurting bad. I started running a couple weeks ago and my thighs are killing me. I just slathered muscle rub stuff all over them and now I smell like menthol. Yes, I’m a sexy bitch….look out.
I want cake. Chocolate box cake with fudge icing and a big cold glass of milk.
I need to figure out what to get the little girl I read to every Wednesday for Christmas. Any ideas?
Monkeys freak me the fuck out. I look at them and it’s like they know something humans don’t. And they’re comfortable enough to throw poo at each other when they’re pissed. Humans aren’t allowed to do that. We’d get arrested or something. I think throwing poo would be way more effective than giving the middle finger. Much more. Cause it’s gross and smelly.
Um, like I needed to explain why throwing poo would be effective. Like you all don’t know it’s gross and smelly. State the obvious much Debbie?
I’m thinking of taking my nipple ring out. It will be two years old in January and I’m over it. It’s not like anyone’s playing with but me anyhow. I’ll let you all what I decide. I know you all will be on the edge of your seats waiting for this breaking news.
Okay, I’m going now. Time for my bubble bath and sleepy-time.
Smooches.
Fresh Air Lover 
I had an idea for a show where they take 6 celebs, pair them up with 6 Elvis impersonators, and they teach the celebs how to be Elvis impersonators. Just haven’t come up with a catchy title yet.
If you take your nipple ring out, then you’ll be searching for a replacement of some kind.
You may end up regretting taking it out in a few months… hehe
I think you should decide what you get out of the nipple ring.
Jason, really? The thing I found funny about Ghosthunters is that you can play a drinking game based on the number of times they say AWESOME.
I LOVE ghosthunters!!! I find Steve rather HOT!
Another drinking game you could play could be based on the number of times Brian says “DUDE”.
I’ve been napping more-so lately because I can’t sleep at night anymore.
I’ve never been a HUGE reality show fan, not really anyways, my best friend used to work in casting for reality shows like Survivor, Amazing Race, Big Brother, so I would watch to “support her” but it lost it for me quite a while ago…..
Even though I’m a lesbian, I totally get you on the “dirty man” thing. I think it’s because you see those men as “strong, virile, protectors who do what it takes to get the job done.” My father was an ironworker, my grandfather was a contractor, so I grew up with that. I know if I was attracted to me, I’d totally go for those types, because you can put those men in suits too.
Are you running on concrete? What shoes are you using? Do you pronate or supinate? I ask because I run too, but I have to use a treadmill due to my knee, the treadmill has more give to it, whereas concrete does not.
jim: I would watch that because it be funny. And because I just love Elvis so much.
mr. husbland: True.
edtime: Yes, Jason. Don’t know why. You’d get trashed with that drinking game.
v: Steve is too young for me. Another good game.
jr: Dirty men just do it for me. I run on concrete. I pronate (feet roll out, right) and have the correct sneakers from a store that specialized in running sneakers. I can’t run on a treadmill or my brain will explode. I love being outside for that hour after work getting fresh air and discompressing. I think I’m going to have to go back to walking. I feel like an old lady.
i don’t get the dancing shows either. I have never seen a single episode of Survivor either..
It’s Jason’s voice, that raspy deep voice does it for me.
How old is the girl you read to every Wednesday? I don’t remember if you’ve said before. And can she read herself? If so then a book collection would be great; like the Narnia series or some of the Little House on the Prairie books. Otherwise a Barbie would be good. I don’t know any little girl, past or present, that hasn’t wanted a Barbie.
Another one to add to my list..I have never watched Ghosthunters. Now I am going to have to check it out!!!
I love this post. This is how my brain works on a daily basis.
“I could really use a nap. Oh look, that looks like a good book to read. I need to color my hair. I hate folding towels.”
I’m not the only one!!!
If she’s around 7-10, maybe a Bratz doll; they’re cute. And/or a notebook. If she’s older (8+), a journal type. If she’s younger (4-7), a cute lil notepad. I don’t know what it is, but kids love writing all kinds of stuff down.
march: I love Survivor. The only reality show I like.
katrina: It’s his bald head too. I kind of like bald heads. The girl is 7 years old.
history: Ghosthunters is really good.
fyrchk: You too!!! I knew I liked you for a reason. Great minds think alike is what they say.
yllwdaisies: Oh, a notebook sounds good. A girly one.
I’m with you. There’s something unexplainably sexy about a man who smells and looks like he’s been working. To a degree.
I had a dream about M*A*S*H last night. Weird.
The sweetheart you read to needs something cool and cute to wear to school and some good books.