What have I been up to this weekend?
Hmmm…….it’s a secret……I’m gonna make you guess….
come on….guess…..
You can’t?…I don’t believe you…..try harder…
You can do it……no?….
Oh, okay I’ll tell you what I did.
NOTHING.
I need a fucking life. My friends suck ass. The married assholes that they are. All smug because they’re getting regular sex. With or without their spouses. Bastards. “We’re having a dinner party, Debbie. It’s going to be all couples. I hope you don’t mind.” You know what assholes, I didn’t mind. I put new batteries in my vibrator and had a lovely time. Oh, and I made myself a magnificent dinner. Better than anything you people will be having. I even made dessert. So there.
Pathetic. Oh, you bet your ass I am.
I’ve been ridiculously horny again. I told you all I need to have a steady boyfriend, if only for the sex. I wish I was a slut, but I’m not so I suppose I will stay horny until I find a man I like outside the bedroom. It’s all about the foreplay. And conversation and dates are just that….foreplay. Turn me on mentally and I’m putty in your hands.
I am running without pain thanks to a mineral supplement that my doctor prescribed and the two needles she gave me. She said that my one medication, the one that made me poo in the post below, is lowering my potassium levels. It doesn’t matter that I eat bananas or kiwi. I needed a supplement. I ran Thursday, Friday, and Saturday with little to no pain. And I’ve had no pain today.
I spent the majority of the day today at my mother’s working on that fucking DSL connection. I was able to install it and it’s now working perfectly. It only took me 4 hours today. I had to take my ethernet port from my old computer and put it in hers. And then I had to search for a driver because Windows sucks donkey asshole. Luckily, I brought my laptop with me so that we didn’t have to search for the driver on dial-up. The search for the driver almost popped several veins in my head, but I finally found it. Yay for me.
I almost fell asleep writing that last paragraph. Boring. Sorry about that.
Anyhow, I’m signing off now. I’ve updated Coquettishly if you’re interested. People are actually asking me questions. I love it.
Bye.
Fresh Air Lover 
H Ditty has to fix everyone’s computers as needed and I’m usually with him when he does it, so I feel your pain. He’s had his dad’s computer for over a week now, mainly because he’s the king of procrastination so he’s not working on it like he should. I guess whatever is wrong with it isn’t easy to fix though so I’m cutting him some slack and not picking on him about it.
I’ve spoken to my youngest neice who’s 6 and she says you definitely should get the little girl you read to a Barbie. She says all her friends and she herself wants any and all of them so any one you get her should be just fine. Or if you have a Build-A-Bear in your area a gift certificate from there she said would also be great.
Good luck on the search for a partner, with your sense of humour and great intelligence, I am sure somebody will find you very quickly….I also think that human nature always sees “the grass is always greener on the other side”.
The married friends with children may just be very jealous of your freedom!
http://www.bionicbuddha.com
“I’m having a party and it’s all gorgeous, single, horny men who want me. I hope you don’t mind.”
That might work.
I hope that you get all that you wish for.
katrina: A Barbie is a good idea. I may get her that and a book.
bionicbuddha: Oh, I’m sure I’ll find some sucker. In the meantime I’m going to complain.
katrice: I’m going to use that. Those assholes are just mean, although they did do me a favor because their dinner parties are snoozers. I usually drink myself into a coma and pretend to listen to the ladies share their knitting secrets while wishing I was in the living room with the men telling dirty jokes.
judy: Me too. Thanks sweetie.
They didn’t invite you because you weren’t in a couple? Or you didn’t go because you weren’t in a couple?
The former is shitty, if the latter why not go?
And, there is nothing wrong with not going out on the weekend. NOTHING!! 😉
Let’s see … the weekend brought with it a new, full moon and an ill wind heralding a change of weather and shifting emotions, at least for me. You’re not alone.
For the life of me, I cannot fathom why someone like you cannot find a boyfriend. You’re smart, witty, funny, tell it like it is, all the things I appreciate (but you’re not a lesbian and now I’m taken, lol), those men are missing OUT.
I abhor most dinner parties, unless I’m throwing it, then it’s more like a pot luck, I think it’s more fun that way.
I attended a sweet 16 party this weekend.
LOTS of single guys.
You should have been there!
Oh that doing nothing on a weekend is nice sometimes, unless it’s not by choice like my do nothing weekends are.
Sorry your friends left you stuck out like that…but I have a feeling they kinda envy you sometimes too. Like a previous comment said …the grass is always greener. I think that is because often when someone discusses their grass they only point out it’s beauty and not all the fertilizer it takes to make it so.
What did ya make for dessert?
I know how you feel on the “outs” as far as the couple gatherings go.
I hope you find what you’re hoping for. You deserve it.
Let’s see… what did I do this weekend…
Saw the NEW Cars in concert. (I’m old, it was fun)
Won $540 at the casino I saw the concert at… (Yay on me!)
J proposed to me…
Bought a new, fake, christmas tree…
Bought a new terrarium for Bug, my Iguana…
Bought J a new guitar amp…
Tha’s purty much eet.
Sorry, but your friends sound lame.
I’m sure your dinner WAS much better. What did you make?
Go, Debbie! You’re a “techie”! ;D
Debbie, you can come to Texas and hang out with me and my friends. Though, you should know that comes with a strict clause of you must have fun LOL 🙂
No I am with you, the weekend before I did nothing and almost went stir crazy. I miss sex and companionship, it would be nice to have. I can’t be a slut either though sometimes when it has been awhile I wish I could!!!!
This is why I don’t do couples parties. Couples are inherenly boring, unless their last names are Love, Cruise, Holmes, Lopez, Affleck, Spears, Federline (don’t invite him – he’ll stuff his pockets with appetizers), Hilton (her ego is her partner), Rodman, or Simpson.
That last one can go for multiple people.
lily: They didn’t invite me because I was a couple.
joe porter: I hear you.
jr: I have no idea either. That might sound conceited, but I really don’t.
annoyed: Oh, young boys. Fun.
d: mango cheesecake.
lex: Thanks.
mg: What! Did you say yes? I’m assuming you did. Congrats! Oh, and you won money? I have the worse luck in the world with gambling.
HDD: My friends are lame. I made filet with a shallot red wine sauce. Slices of avacado. Baby red potatoes with rosemary, garlic, and butter. I had mango cheesecake for dessert.
history: I do get stir crazy. It’s okay though. Cause I’ll have a busy weekend and wish I had nothing to do.
This weekend I had 2 annoucements of engagement and 3 births. I stayed in bed on Sunday.. alone. Off to read coquettishly..
🙂
I said No.
I just don’t feel the need to be married again. I’m complete as-is 😉
Couple, schmouple.
Whoa! Don’t know how I happened to miss MG’s comment.
MG,
He proposed?! Wow! Good for you. You ARE complete as is.
What a terrific weekend you had! Like Debbie, I, too, have the worst luck when it comes to gambling. I dig the Cars. I didn’t even know they were still touring.
Debbie,
FANTASTIC menu! Although, I’d expect nothing less from you.
Debbie always comes up with something awesome – she’s multi talented, yo! (and sexxxxayyy)
what about a fuck buddy? Does it need to be a bonafide boyfriend? I guess it does. Fuck buddies don’t usually go out on dates. Then they would be a boyfriend, not just an FB.
Nevermind. I don’t know why i even try . . . . :o)
island: I wish I stayed in bed yesterday. Sigh.
mg: Good for you. You are perfect as is.
HDD: It was delicious. Yummy.
mg: Ah, thanks. blushes
duckie: Fuck buddy’s don’t want to do snugglies. I need snugglies.
oh how i hear ya! Smug married couples make me want to commit acts of violence.
Hope the fresh batteries did the trick 😉
Since when do married couples have sex?
Hi… New visitor here.
What Malnurtured said.
You know… on quiet days like this… I think you should start a sing-along.
Famous showtunes and whatnot.
Single women are a threat to the married, insecure woman. I heard that a long time ago from an older married woman. 😉
Save the ta tas!!
steph: They did and they didn’t. There was certainly no cuddling after.
snay: There were actually several studies that support the argument that married couples have lots more sex than single people.
gunfighter: Welcome! What I said to Snay.
mg: Gonna wash that man right out of my hair, gonna wash that man right out of my hair, gonna wash that man right out of my hair, and send him on his way.
lj: I’ve heard that before, but I have no interest in married men so they don’t have anything to worry about.
lj: You’re getting silly! Hee hee.
how many times do i have to tell you that you need to think of my penis in a glass case. break in case of emergency.
Glad to read you’re running pain free.
I think running itself is painful. I avoid it.
But I sure do like to beat the crap out of my punching bag, especially after a few shots of whiskey.
lozo: I keep forgetting about your emergency penis. How can that be? Must remember to break glass next time I’m super horny which would probably be tonight. Hee hee.
lightening bug’t butt: I love that name. I just love butts. Ah, I have so many problems. Running is painful in the beginning and then you get strangely addicted to it. I cuss and hate it the whole time I’m doing it, but once I’m finished it’s a nice high. Whiskey would help that high.
Come to NYC on December 20th. I am breezing into town and we are meeting up with a bunch of bloggers at a place in Manhattan. I promise to give you a story that your married friends will be envious of and doesn’t include dinner parties!
Love!
CP.
Nothing is the glue that holds us all together. That and bananas, without which there would be no banana republics.
“Turn me on mentally and I’m putty in your hands.” You worded that so well. I could have used that.