…the one where I use my mouth.
Sheesh, I’ve been waiting forever to say that and now that I have…it’s not so funny. Ha.
I suppose you all know who I’m going to stroke.
So, let’s talk about Lozo over there at Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog.
I was going to write this incredibly funny post about his blog, but then I remembered that it’s me writing it and I’m not that funny when I’m trying to be. Sad life I lead indeed. As a result, I’m going to be nice and really praise Lozo because, in all honesty, I think he’s fucking brilliant.
Here are two interesting facts regarding how Lozo’s blog influences my life:
- About 25%-35% of all my daily hits come from his blog. This has been consistent for quite a few months now. Many of you have found me through this blog. Some of you say it was Destiny that brought you to me, but in reality it was Lozo.
- On the rare occasion that he graces a post of mine with a comment, I usually end up with at least 10 emails asking me why I haven’t told him off or how I tolerate him. This boils my blood. I appreciate Lozo’s comments. He doesn’t let me get away with anything and doesn’t kiss my ass. Or anyone’s ass for that matter. I like this. I hate when things are taken so seriously and these emails always find my wrath. Lozo is fucking funny and he’s allowed to give me shit when I deserve it or make fun of me. Sometimes I need it.
Reasons why you should read Lozo:
- The thing is, Lozo’s blog is a great read. I always wonder why he doesn’t have 100 comments to his posts because some of them are that good.
- He’s funny in a creative way. I love how he’s fearless with some of his posts. He says things that many people only wish they had the balls to say. His grammar puts mine to shame, most of the time.
- If you’re a sports person, then this is another reason you will love his blog. Although I will admit to skimming (or even skipping) the sports posts, I have faith that they are as well written as his other posts.
- And every once and a while, Lozo reveals that he’s human. These are the posts that I respect the most for. He has his ‘Lozo’ image 90% of the time and then he reminds us that life isn’t all bloggity blogging.
- His is one of my top 5 favorite blogs.
- He’s the keeper of my emergency penis.
- Because I said so.
Some of my favorite posts are:
It’s 8 P.M. Do You Know Where Your Idiot Is?
Kelly Clarkson Is A Whiny Baby
Hi, You’re An Asshole
The Drunkest I’ve Ever Been
Lozo’s Guide To Taking A Dump
A Completely Objective Review of MySpace
The Lost Art Of The Handjob
Hi! I’m Inconsiderate Work Bathroom User
And that’s just the tip. If you want a deeper, more penetrating sample you’ll have to go over there yourself. You will have a good time.
I hereby conclude my mouth stroke of Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog? Was it good for you? I hope you all go over there and leave comments and become forever fans of His Awesomeness.
Oh, and all of you people who come here from Lozo….it would be nice if you would say hi every now and again.
To Lozo: hugs and kisses, my dear.
And the stroking is finished.
Fresh Air Lover 
Love Lozo. The first post of his I read was the taking a dump post, followed by the handjob post. All Hail His Horniness.
i totally came. thanks.
I’m a reversal case, I found Lozo through your blog… And he is pretty damn entertaining, even if in the short time I’ve been reading over there I’ve already heard entirely too much about his penis, and his “shit smear” among other things. He’s ascended the ranks of my favorites in a big hurry!
Lex: I gave his ‘how to take a dump’ to someone at my office and I was serious about it.
lozo: Nice.
lizzle: Yeah, he grows on you like that.
Lozo is a great read. I found him thur “next blog” one day and then after saving it I emailed and said “can I link you?” I like the sports posts..and he is a hockey fan.
Always a good read and very nice work on your stroke Fresh!
Hi. Found you through Lozo. Nice to read you.
Debbie – are you preparing yourself in case you do break open that “emergency dick”? Where it reads “break only in case of emergency”.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.
Will you let said penis urinate on you too? 🙂
Anyhow, nice tribute and really good job – even though Lozo’s had enough hand-jobs lately. I believe they were all his doing, too.
Um, my old blogger account was used for my comment before. (justa) sorry about that.
March: I never ask people if I can link to them. Is that rude?
justa: Welcome to my little world.
daaaayankeeswin: No, I don’t think that I’ll let the penis piss on me even though some people think that’s what my face needs.
I said it in jest.
I know;)
Emergency penis? Can you call 911 for that?
Help! I need some penis over here, right now!
Ah, funny stuff … good times, good times!
Nicely stroked.
Debbie, are you going to swallow his ENTIRE load or just part of it.
mist1: It gives me peace of mind to know it’s there.
mg: Yeah, good times.
the “d”: I just might. I’m good like that.
Debbie – You sound like a lot of fun – if you “just might” swallow Lozo’s load. Who’d a thought that a pasty white guy, non-Spanish speaking, hung like a tic-tac, would be having girls willing to fill up their cum-bucket with his load?
Some guys have all the luck….must be all the Barry Manilow CDs that Lozo owns.
Nice climax, Babe.
Hi Debbie! I hope you have a great weekend! I’ve been a fan of Dave’s for a while now, but I do skip/skim the sports posts too. Not that they aren’t well written, I just understand absolutely NOTHING about sports. Really. Nothing. It’s almost embarrassing.
Lozo does rock. I lurk at his occasionally. His Anna Nicole tribute is genius.
Great stroking technique you have here!
I guess I should get drunk and visit his blog.
Daaaanyankinswin: Hung like a tic-tac? That’s funny.
HDD: Thanks, I try my best.
weekends off: Flashing butt flashing butt flashing butt…..huh, oh yes. I understand sports, I just don’t care that much.
joie de vivre: Thanks. I’ve been working on my stroke for years now. Um, that didn’t sound nice….anyhow it’s great that you stopped by.
dan: Yes, you should.
Ah, I’m guilty of skimming the sports posts as well. Good post, but I’m almost surprised you didn’t warn everyone to use discretion when clicking the photo links lozo leaves for us…
winter: Oh, I’m here to praise not to warn.