My mom and I were riding the train home this afternoon, and a foul smell suddenly permeated the air. I turned to my mom and whispered with my nose wrinkled, “Did you just fart?” She shakes her head yes and tears are coming out of her eyes from trying to hold her laughter in. I leaned in a whispered, “That’s just foul.”
She snorts from laughter and says the classic, “Better out than in.”
It was one of the nastiest farts I’ve ever smelled.
Yup, that’s my mom.
That’s all I have today. I’m really really tired.
My mom did that to me when we were in a restaraunt. I felt the damn booth seat vibrate. It was foul.
I like your mom 🙂
Your Mum is aces.
That is bloody funny.
What a cool mum!
What is it about moms and “poofing” in confined spaces without giving a proper warning?
My mom does this ALL THE TIME! And it’s always shockingly wretched-smelling! I never cease to be amazed!
Ha! You two rule.
That rocks. For the longest time my mom would say “girls don’t fart”. Yeah ok.
Has she ever asked you to pull her finger?
LOL At least someone else does it besides me. I’ve gased my husband out of rooms a lot in the past 7 months I’ve been pregnant. After so long it becomes incredibly funny instead of embarassing. 😛
My mom did the walking farts, in stores. I hated my childhood. Looking back, it’s funny as hell. :o)
My mom still blames the dog…even if he is in another room.
My mom says it’s a condition of getting older; all the gas. And it gives a whole new meaning to the term Fresh Air lover, huh. 😉
Sounds like something I would do
LOL – All mums are the same ;o)
I was walking up the stairs behind my mom at her old condo, and she just let it fly, right in my face. Disgusting, foul and awful. A little warning would have been nice. I think it cinged my eyebrows.
My mom has colon problems, so her farts tend to be of biblical proportions. She blames the drugs she is on for her condition – I blame the Thai food she has for lunch almost every weekday…
Thank God I am not alone!
My mother and father have the worst gas problems EVER. My mother seriously burps on average 40 times a day and each one is at the loudest level she can muster and the busiest store she can find.
My father farts SBD’s all day long….
My mom and my husband had a burping contest the night they met for the first time.
Um, hello? Is anyone noticing a trend here? Are we all doomed to rot from the inside out? I’m off to book that colonic series, now.