I went grocery shopping last night after work. When I parked my car I had to pee so fucking bad that I ran, got my cart, and dashed to the ladies room or what I thought was the ladies room that turned out to really be the ladies room. I was just as confused as you are.
Me (barrelling through the door and seeing guy drying his hands): Oh shit, this isn’t the ladies room!
I turn to leave.
Guy drying off hands yells: Yes it is.
Frowning, I walk in and realize the he is a she: Oh, it is.
Sheman: Yes. I’m in here aren’t I?
Me, thinking FUUUUUCKKKKK she knows I thought she was a man: Well of course you are, I wasn’t paying attention to the doors when I walked in.
Sheman: I’m not a man.
Me blinking: Okay.
I think I had to pee too bad to feel any remorse. And she did look like a dude. With a dutchboy haircut. And she needed moisturizer. And mascara. Fuck, she needed a dick.
Fresh Air Lover 
Hahaha! The floor of that bathroom would have been awash with my urine if that had happened to me. There’s no holding back from a shock like that.
Bwaaaaahahahahaaa! Oops.
reading that was like watching the bathroom scene in mrs. doubtfire where they find out she’s a he.
LOL… Sounds like a Bush Babee moment. You couldn’t have been the first to make that mistake.
Holla.
soon, we shall all pee together, united, complete solidarity . . . er, something.
Um..yeah…being that I’m a lesbian, I run into that more times than I care to talk about.
OMFG that is fucking funny! That was funny enough that I had to call my old man and tell him about it. He loves stories like this. LOL
Hilarious!! I don’t know how you didn’t piss yourself at that point.
I’m a counselor with teens “with issues.” I have a teen female who consistently gets mistaken for a boy. Her physical appearance is manish, and she hilights that with male clothing and a buzz cut. She is constantly getting stopped at the door of the ladies room, being shown the men’s room, etc. It doesn’t help that she is of an imposing size. However stressful it is we remind her that it is her choice to dress like a man, and she can’t complain if others follow through and treat her like one.
haha that’s hilarious!
Why does this stuff happen to you all the time? This made me laugh out loud at my desk this morning, and I needed it. Thanks.
when he said “I’m not a man” here’s a short list of what you could have replied:
1) “You’re an animal?”
2) “Oh, so the surgery was a success?”
3) “Yeah, and my rack doesn’t sweat in summer.”
4) “Well then you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down.”
I got a million of ’em. ha!
I got tears in my eyes–that shit was funny!!
Lela