Yesterday the woman who sits next to me at work sent me a link to an advertisement for Target. You know, the store.
I was sitting there looking at this ad when I think to myself, “I like how simple the Target logo is.” Immediately after thinking this, a magical fluorescent lightbulb goes off in my head and I say to myself, “Oh, their logo is a bull’s eye (ie, target).”
And then I realize that people all over the universe probably already know this. A genius I am not.
So, I tell my cube mates and they laugh. It was definitely a dumbass moment.
Fresh Air Lover 
My seven year old coorelated the whole target bullseye thing a few months ago and it made me stop and think…How many people don’t get it?…now I know.
You crack me up girl
i think i “got that” just 2-3 years ago myself..so I can’t poke fun.
I have plenty of those moments, but I try not to share them with too many people. Especially in my line of work… Teenagers tend to be brutal with that kind of “ammunition.”
lol, are you really a blonde (like me)?
Ok I’ll admit you just clued me in… I never noticed that before at all.
All I know is that clearly Target ramped up their marketing department because those commercials ROCK!
ok, so yeah I’m a nerd.
Dumbass
LOL
I had one the other day while driving. It’s okay. I don’t think I thought about the Target either.
……Happy Thanksgiving!
That’s not so bad. Up until last year I didn’t know that IHOP and the International House of Pancakes were the same place!
Everyone has those moments. Some of them go on for years. I used to think that khaki was pronouced “ka-Hee-key” . . . and did so until I was about 16. Whenever it came up in a book, I’d just read it that way. Then, one day I pronounced the word to my mother and she spent the next 10 minutes laughing at me. Not so good for a professed “writer”, eh?
we certainly appreciate the honesty!
Don’t feel bad, it took me ten years to get the joke in the album title “You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish.”
I use the word joke loosely, of course.
LOL!!
Happy Thanksgiving Deb.
you know, the thing that gets me is that you admit it.
Thank god you are sexy. That’s all I have to say.
Have a happy thanksgiving, doll!
CP
Happy Thanksgiving!! Can’t wait to hear the story of your thanksgiving!!
And hey we all have Retard moments that’s what keeps us entertained
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Lol, you can join Mensa with me.
Happy Thanksgiving!
xo
It’s okay…it keeps the department store mystique alive.