A coworker of mine emailed me this quote today and I thought it was post-worthy.
“For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’ Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.”…Andy Rooney
Yesterday, as I was driving home from my mother’s house, I saw a group of pre-pubescent boys running across the street. When they got to the other side, one of them fell to the ground and started humping the ground while the other kids clapped and thrust their hips. I wouldn’t have been surprised if they all had whipped out their little cheese doodles and started a circle jerk, but I don’t think these kids were old enough to get boners yet. Oh, and this wasn’t a back street. It was one of the major roads near my house.
I now know what kind of vehicle my Construction Worker drives. I parked near it in hopes this will open up conversation or something. My mom, whom I carpool with, is having surgery on Wednesday and will be out of work for 4-5 weeks. This should allow me to make my move more comfortably. I told my mom she was the ultimate cock-blocker. She laughed so hard she cried. But it’s true. Who wants to hit on someone with their mom standing right there?
I watched the movie 300 and I just didn’t get it. It was horrible. I don’t think I have enough testosterone to enjoy a movie like that. And did those guys have the 6-pack airbrushed onto their abs, cause it sure looked that way.
There’s a tree near my house that has about 20 hawks in it. I can’t stop staring at it. It’s awesome.
Fresh Air Lover 
I saw something about 300 the other night and thought the same thing about the abs. They looked soooo fake!
Let us know how it goes with construction guy! I did not bother watching 300, the trailer looked like crap
300 was hands down, one of the most violent movies I’ve ever seen, but I liked it.
Ask him OUT!
I am really going to show my age with the whole “300” thing. I didn’t see the movie, but in the clips I saw, I was confused as to whether it was live action or some sort of animation. The whole look of the movie threw me off.
I’d love to watch a sitcom where one of the catch-phrases was, “Mooooooooom! You are being SUCH a cockblocker!”
maybe the construction worker carpools with his dad…
Kids are fucking scary….mine included.
My mom wasn’t a cockblocker, she was my pimp.
My step-dad was the cockblocker in the way of a lot of cute boys in school. He was 6’6″ and loved to show off his shotguns. Only one boy was ever brave enough to knock on my door. I dated him for a year. It was the only time he came to the door.
I’m sending out good vibes for you and the hot construction worker.
Go for the Construction guy!!! As for 300 I put off watching it since it looked a bit odd to me. But I’m actually a fan oddly enough. At first I didnt’ think I would like it, but after a while I really got into it. Not sure what about it appealed to me but there was something. Made me go back the next day and re read the history on it. I”m a major history buff.
That tree would be neat to see with all of those hawks. There’s one I see out hunting in the cornfields every morning on my way to work. I think they are one of my favorite birds.
I had something witty to put, but I lost it at hotwire’s comment.
I wish that the quote were true but in my experience far too many women choose the pig. Again, and again, and again. And then they have lil’ piglets with him.
What a strange place for boys to act like… well, pigs.
I didn’t really get the whole 300 thing myself, so I just turned the volume down, popped in a George Michael CD, and admired the eye candy on display.
Gerard Butler…me likey!