Doesn’t 98 degree weather make you want to quote songs from The Chronic and other “summer albums” or is it just me? Just me. Yes. Okay, that’s cool.
Let’s get this off my chest first…Holy fucking shit! Why is it 98 degrees in the beginning of June in NJ? It’s so gross outside. I have to run at 4 AM or 8 PM, which I’m not happy about. I go to bed at 9 PM every night and I just can’t bring myself to get up at 4 AM. Looks like I’m doing aerobics on Fit TV until the heat wave is over. But, damn…98 today and tomorrow.
That did not make me feel better.
Apparently, I’m a bad NJ’ian or NJ girlperson or whatever you people from other states call us (be nice!) because I dislike Bon Jovi and just don’t feel much of what Bruce Springsteen is talking about (and I don’t think he sings very well…oh the horror, right?). Whatever. I’m proud to say that I’m a bad NJ citizen. The state is made up of a bunch of douchebags. And if you’re taking offense to that last statement, then you’re probably one of them.
Speaking of hating NJ, I have a five year plan (tentively) for getting out of this armpit of hell otherwise known as the Northeast. I have to get out of here. It’s too populated, every one is an asshole, and I’ve been here my whole fucking life. I have two places in mind…Charleston, SC and Boulder, CO. I plan to live in one of those places in the next five years. I wish I could go now and if I happen to come into some money…I’d be out of here.
That idiot Richard, who keeps emailing me, has done it again (see posts below to read about it). I have finally remembered to block his email address, so at least I won’t see them anymore. The last one he wrote described him coming to my job and going down on me at my desk. He’s trying really hard, isn’t he? He’s not even writing it in a way that is remotely erotic or enticing. It’s just…I want to eat you out. It is just not hot or sexy or anything but nasty and pervy. Yuck.
I’ve taken on a 2nd job, selling Avon. I kind of love it. I’ve been doing it for a month and it’s super fun. I love Avon’s products, so it’s very easy to sell. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll give you the link to my webstore. My real name is attached to it, so I won’t link to it from here.
Bloglines sucks. I read all of the blogs I link to on Bloglines…until recently when I realized that many of you have been updating your blogs and Bloglines hasn’t been getting the feeds. If you’re blog is up on my roll (why did that just make me laugh) and I haven’t commented in a long while, it’s because of Bloglines. I’m hoping that I’ve taken care of the problem, but if not I’ll have to go all old school and click on every blog in the roll. Sorry about that, you know I love you all.
Where has Mr. Wood been?
And finally, I’m in a book! Go here for more information and to buy the book. Everyone must buy the book. Go now. Go on. Right now. Thanks to the lovely Peach and her crew of angels for putting together this wonderful project for charity!
Stay tuned for tomorrow for “Ask Debbie Anything”.
Fresh Air Lover 
Google Reader is the way to go. I used bloglines for a while, but it never updated and I had to go to each blog individually. The only things that sucks is that you still need to visit private blogs individually.
Ooooh Avon. I need a new Avon lady; mine was Cassie and she’s been gone for over a year now. :o(
Send me your info and I’ll getcha some fine-ass commission.
XOXO
Perhaps it turns Richard on to know that you are reading his messages, even if nothing comes of it.
Boulder! I VOTE BOULDER!!
Although I would totally come visit you in Charleston, but it’d be easier if you were up the highway a wee bit. 🙂
Charleston is GORGEOUS – especially the downtown area!
Have you ever tried the Nemaste Yoga on Fit Tv. I thought someone would have to scrape me off the floor. Yoga is not meant to be fit into a half hour time slot with commercial breaks. 😛
Avon is awesome. IT’s all I wear for make up anymore. I think both of your choices for towns are nice. Never been to Charleston, but I’ve been to Boulder and it’s one of the more tolerable big cities in Colorado. And I”m not a big city person by any means. I’m sending you money vibes 😛
Boulder, Boulder, Boulder! I’m with HDH; it would be so awesome to have you so close!
Yeah, hot & gross here too.
I just clicked on the link to see about the book; sounds awesome. & scanning down the names, I noticed Lozo’s in it too. Is it your story about the stalking nightmare. I guess I’ll have to wait to find out.
I am old-school & just click on every link. Though I might try Google reader, heard good things.
Your farm sounds like a wonderful idea!!
I’ve checked out Boulder since you mentioned it. It sounds lovely. I also have a girlfriend who is trying to relocate this summer too. She wants to go to Charleston or Boulder. I’m just not sure I want a roommate situation. I love my solitude more than anything in the world!
Question: While I think I agree that people don’t really change all that much, I do believe that our reactions to certain situations begin to create behavior patterns that we erroneously adopt as part of our identity. I believe that we are who we are, but that a lot of that gets lost when we spend our lives reacting to situation after situation and never take time to find out who we really are and distinguish that from how we’ve grown accustomed to behaving. How would you distinguish who you are from how you behave or do you think there is any distinction?
OK, I’m retarded and commented on the wrong post. There should be a Forward feature here.