See that picture up there. Yeah, take a good look. See those black statues around the base. Well the other day I was walking out of work and I thought, for a nanosecond, that they were giant flying monkeys. I’m dead serious.
I know, I know. That’s the kind of crazy that is only reserved for…well, the crazy. But, in my defense, I had worked really hard that day and was kind of tired. Still, flying monkeys is nuts. My heart actually skipped a beat in fear. Yes, but only for a nanosecond.
Well, my younger sister (the one who just had a baby) almost lost her baby because her mother called child protective services. Her mother, the prostitute and drug addict and my abusive ex-stepmother, tried to get her daughter’s child taken away because her daughter is addicted to drugs. We find out that my sister, her daughter, is addicted to drugs because her mother is a sick bitch who pressures her own children to take drugs or else she does things like try to get their kids taken away.
Seriously, the reason for her calling to have the baby taken was because my sister moved in with my dad to get away from her. Thank goodness my dad is a cop. He was able to talk to the case manager and now has temporary custody of the baby until my sister gets out of rehab. She’s going away for 6 months to a facility that she can’t sign herself out of. Only my dad can sign her out per a court order the case manager obtained. Best news ever. The baby is still in the hospital and is coming home next week sometime.
Oh, and my sister is also getting a restraining order on her mother.
Ugh.
One of my babies was sick yesterday. Little Nina was vomiting and squirting the whole day. Baby girl was so upset. Thankfully, I don’t get grossed out easily. I made her drink lots of water and after a few hours of wondering what the hell was going on, it dawned on me that the kittens were eating Stella’s Fancy Feast (Stella won’t eat any other food…I’ve tried). I think the food was too rich for her belly. I got her eating kitten food and she’s been right as rain since.
But, I was scared for a few hours. She’s tiny and only 8 weeks old.
Even more scared than when I saw the giant flying monkeys.
And finally, hold onto your asses…because this is fucking cute. Roslin thinks she thinks she’s the mommy. And Nina and Hayden are going right along with it. Stella Marie is still pissed.*
*My friend Jason has sympathized with Stella Marie and asked me, “What if one day Stella Marie came home with 3 Debbies? How would you feel?” Point taken. Poor Stella Marie. But she’ll eventually get over it.
Fresh Air Lover 
The kitties will figure out their pecking order soon; you’re right not to worry about them.
That picture is so adorable!
That is a good point about 3 Debbies, actually. Never thought of it that way.
And that’s fucked up about the family drama. 😦
If Stella came home with three Debbies, I’d TOTALLY come over and pick one out to adopt! And I’d make sure that she ate foods that wouldn’t give her the pukes and the squirts later, because I don’t like dealing with those messes when they are mine, let alone my pet Debbie’s!
I cannot comment on the flying monkeys. However, Pam and I have a cat who walked into our apartment, and – 3 months later – brought in a younger sibling? cousin? son? [I don’t know]. And Loki – the older male cat – has been grooming the younger like a mama. I don’t get it, but I don’t see flying monkeys.
I’m really glad to hear the news about your sister, I hope they can help her kick that habit once and for all, and I’m glad to hear your dad has custody, what a relief!!!
The cats- so adorable- I wish I could have one (or 6) the more the merrier as far as I’m concerned!
Oh honey, I had to laugh at the flying monkeys thing. You are too much!
The cats are so freaking cute. Roslin is such a big girl now, It seems like yesterday she was just as tiny.
I am so glad that your sister is taking the steps she needs to be a good mom.
The worst thing about flying monkeys is where their shit lands….
I can’t believe Roslin is so big now; so mature too! And your friend Jason is really smart. And that pic on top looks really cool; it looks all black & white w/ like a purple-ish sky.
Relieved to hear about your sister getting help. Good things are to come for her!
Sorry I can’t seem to talk/write properly today. Need sleep.
I think I’d think the same about those monkeys!! Glad your puss is ok – and sorry to hear about your sis, thank GOD her pop’s a cop…. to put it all to a stop! Wow that ryhmes, I’m so cool ….
Well, Roslin’s technically the big sister, right? And without a mom in sight, the big sister always steps in! Go Roslin! *Soooo cute!*
Glad Nina’s better!!
I can see the flying monkey thing. Maybe it delved into some long forgotten fear you have of flying monkeys from watching the Wizard of Oz. And as for the statue on top it looks a wee bit obscene from this angle. 😛
The kitties are so cute. Stella will adjust, you just have to pamper her once in a while. I still have to do that with my dachshund Lady. You will definately have to post more pics.
I really hope your sister gets the help she needs for the babies sake. As for the flying monkeys, they would freak me the fuck OUT if I was magotty and saw them.