I’m starting a new segment on here and maybe I’ll stick to it, but I need to remember some good stuff because in the last fate has taken a big shit on me. For instance, I am coming down with a cold or a plague, the blister I’ve had on my heel for a week is still oozing puss, Hayden tore me up from chest to back while I was holding him during a thunderstorm, and the nail polish I put on my fingernails last night has caused the cuticles and the skin under them on my left hand to break out with dermatitis. Fuck yeah.
So, I have a fake smile planted on my face and I’m thinking of the things that make me happy. Let’s see if I can think of 5 at the moment. Here it goes.
- Peanut butter. Whether straight out of the jar, spread on apple slices, or in a PB&J…doesn’t matter. The only requirement is that it has to be natural peanut butter, because I like it grittier…grrr…, and has to be accompanied with a tall glass of cold milk.
- Kittens and puppies fat little bellies. Don’t you love those chubby little things. I pick Nina up all of the time and rub my nose on her fat little belly. Hayden is a scrawny little thing and has no fat belly. His tail is about a foot and a half long though. I measured it. He’s the cutest scrawny little guy. Stella’s belly is fat too, so I rub my nose on hers too. Roslin isn’t down with that, but she lay on her back and let me rub her fat belly.
- My gray fleece pants I bought circa 1998 at Old Navy. They are so big on me that I have to hold them if I walk more the 5 steps, but I love them. They have been washed so many times that they are softer than soft. I will cry when these fall apart.
- The milk that’s left after you’ve eaten the cereal. Apple Jack’s makes the best milk.
- www.passiveagreesivenotes.com…fucking hilarious
You know what, I’m going to read this list again and try for the warm fuzzies because if that fucker who lives down the street rides by in his loud fucking mo-ped (sp…who gives a fuck?) I’m going to rip his little rotten piece of shit pecker off. For real for real.
Serenity…come to me.
Fresh Air Lover 
I have an absentee roommate who has essentially left her cat in my care indefinitely… I didn’t think I was a cat person until I got to live with Toby. I just pet him and snuggle him and love him. I think it’s safe to say that he makes my top 5.
I am all about the belly too. Yukon loves to have her belly rubbed and Chaplin has recently discovered that joy too. When they both see me they will roll on their sides so tha tI can give them a belly rub.
Too cute!
It’s that time of year where I think germs and weather just crap on everyone. We’ve all had colds at my house plus a buttload of other stuff. I’m right there along with you.
I definately am with you on kitten and puppy fat tummys. Although I’ve never been brave enough to try to get my face very close, I have animals who are not overly fond of having their stomachs touched in anyway shape or form.
Frosted flakes makes pretty good milk too!! 🙂 Hope you get to feeling better!
huge peanut butter fan here. I’d be at a loss if my kids were allergic..i love it so.
i love that note site..gonna bookmark that one. We had a mass email sent to my company a few weeks back about someone lunch being taken for 2 days in a row..it was great.
I love my cats bellies and all three allow the rubs. Although one of them is skinny. The puppy we just got is too damn skinny for any true belly rubs also. It’s just not the same when they’re not rounded at least a little. But I still love it.
The best way for peanut butter is melting out the sides of a a toasted sandwich. Yummm
I love the milk after cereal too. Especially Coco Puffs or any other cereal that is chocolate.
These are the hardest ones to write for my blog because I’m such a hateful fatass I could go negative every single day. Mmmmm, negative. That’s hawt!
Oh! Anyway, I’m actually right there with you on some of these. Peanut butter is awesome, old assed comfortable clothes rock, puppy bellies are awesome, and leftover milk is the bomb. (as a kid the best was when your cereal turned your white milk into chocolate milk!”
“Serenity…come to me.”
Hey, just netflix it, it’ll come to you! It’s an awesome movie! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
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I’ll shut up now. 😦
My son thinks we should market cereal-flavored milk.
Re: The Moped… Throw a stick into his spokes when he drives by LOL
The best cereal milk I have ever had is after Franken Berry and Boo-Berry cereals. Mm. This time of year seems to be the only time I can find the damn stuff, too. I totally stocked up.
I like the favorite things post. :o)
PB & grape jelly. or cherry preserves. or blackberry jam…..
oh, let me count the ways. The cold glass of milk is crucial.
oh, btw, we both have references to the Sound of Music in our posts!