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A coworker of mine emailed me this quote today and I thought it was post-worthy.

“For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’ Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.”…Andy Rooney
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Yesterday, as I was driving home from my mother’s house, I saw a group of pre-pubescent boys running across the street.  When they got to the other side, one of them fell to the ground and started humping the ground while the other kids clapped and thrust their hips.  I wouldn’t have been surprised if they all had whipped out their little cheese doodles and started a circle jerk, but I don’t think these kids were old enough to get boners yet.  Oh, and this wasn’t a back street.  It was one of the major roads near my house.

I now know what kind of vehicle my Construction Worker drives.  I parked near it in hopes this will open up conversation or something.  My mom, whom I carpool with, is having surgery on Wednesday and will be out of work for 4-5 weeks.  This should allow me to make my move more comfortably.  I told my mom she was the ultimate cock-blocker.  She laughed so hard she cried.  But it’s true.  Who wants to hit on someone with their mom standing right there?

I watched the movie 300 and I just didn’t get it.  It was horrible.  I don’t think I have enough testosterone to enjoy a movie like that.  And did those guys have the 6-pack airbrushed onto their abs, cause it sure looked that way.

There’s a tree near my house that has about 20 hawks in it.  I can’t stop staring at it.  It’s awesome.

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