Did you ever have one of those days where you think you smell? No? Well, I’m having one of those days. I’m pretty sure I don’t smell, I showered this morning and everything. But, I keep thinking that maybe I do. I think I look busted today, so I guess that might be a reason for my thinking I smell. Oh well.
We have a 3rd comfortable shitter on my floor at work. She’s a new addition to the floor and apparently without shame when going poo. I was in the bathroom tinkling and I heard heavy breathing and little moans coming from the stall next to me. Now, as I was finishing up my business I figured that either someone was making love to oneself (I suppose some people are just so sexy they can’t wait until they get home) or someone is taking a highly enjoyable dump. It was the latter. How do I know? Plop plop fart fart, duh. As if the moaning and panting weren’t enough to classify this ‘lady’ as a comfortable shitter, she went a step further and solidified the new label by coming out of the stall with a newspaper in her hand.
Like I have said before, you shouldn’t be that comfortable in a bathroom at work.
And finally, I need some help. People of the world, can you please tell me how Toby Keith is famous? He scares me and I think he’s almost retarded. Yes, explain this fame he has.