I’m starting a new segment on here and maybe I’ll stick to it, but I need to remember some good stuff because in the last fate has taken a big shit on me. For instance, I am coming down with a cold or a plague, the blister I’ve had on my heel for a week is still oozing puss, Hayden tore me up from chest to back while I was holding him during a thunderstorm, and the nail polish I put on my fingernails last night has caused the cuticles and the skin under them on my left hand to break out with dermatitis. Fuck yeah.
So, I have a fake smile planted on my face and I’m thinking of the things that make me happy. Let’s see if I can think of 5 at the moment. Here it goes.
- Peanut butter. Whether straight out of the jar, spread on apple slices, or in a PB&J…doesn’t matter. The only requirement is that it has to be natural peanut butter, because I like it grittier…grrr…, and has to be accompanied with a tall glass of cold milk.
- Kittens and puppies fat little bellies. Don’t you love those chubby little things. I pick Nina up all of the time and rub my nose on her fat little belly. Hayden is a scrawny little thing and has no fat belly. His tail is about a foot and a half long though. I measured it. He’s the cutest scrawny little guy. Stella’s belly is fat too, so I rub my nose on hers too. Roslin isn’t down with that, but she lay on her back and let me rub her fat belly.
- My gray fleece pants I bought circa 1998 at Old Navy. They are so big on me that I have to hold them if I walk more the 5 steps, but I love them. They have been washed so many times that they are softer than soft. I will cry when these fall apart.
- The milk that’s left after you’ve eaten the cereal. Apple Jack’s makes the best milk.
- www.passiveagreesivenotes.com…fucking hilarious
You know what, I’m going to read this list again and try for the warm fuzzies because if that fucker who lives down the street rides by in his loud fucking mo-ped (sp…who gives a fuck?) I’m going to rip his little rotten piece of shit pecker off. For real for real.
Serenity…come to me.