I wish I had something to talk about. It’s been a bit boring in my world lately.
Met a guy last week and gave him my number. Spoke with him last night on the phone and after about 20 minutes of pleasantries and nice conversation he goes right into asking me if I’m shaved, do I like to give head, and if I like people to take my picture when they cum on my face. Yeah, makes me so happy to be single again. I told him to ease the fuck up and maybe wait until we’ve gone on one or two real dates before asking me those kinds of deep penetrating questions. Needless to say, that was our first and last conversation.
I will leave you all with this gem. I really wish I could laugh like this. I need to laugh like this. We all do. There is no way you can be sad or mad when watching this. Enjoy.
Have a great Thanksgiving!!!! I’ll see you all on Friday. I’m sure that my family won’t let me down and I’ll have at least one good story to tell.
That cracked me up. I love to hear kids laugh, really, because it’s so genuine.
On another note, what a JERK that guy was, you deserve better.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Wow.. did we give our numbers to the same guy?? I had the same thing happen to me last week! I hate the dating pool! 🙂
Have a great, great Thanksgiving!
That guy: Not cool at all.
You definitely deserve better — a gentleman.
Hell, ANYBODY deserves better.
That guy is a scumbag. Sheesh!
The baby put a smile on my face. Adorable.
Happy Thanksgiving!!
sounds like it was good to cut that loser off.
That clip was great..good stuff.
Have a good holiday!
Geez, I must be hopelessly old-fashioned… I would NEVER think to ask a woman these kinds of questions.
What is wrong with people?
I’m glad to have helped you find that little gem… It gets me every time!
As for the guy… GOOD LORD! What kind of pleasantries were you talking about to make him think he could ask that? (Kidding, because I know you, and I know that men are totally f-ed in the head!)
The nerve of some people! Well at least you found out he was a freako before you wasted too much time on him!
Happy Turkey Day!
That video is hilarious!
Men are men…….well most men anyways…the right one will come along sweety!
Seriously. If that is all he wanted, why BOTHER?? Just be an ass at the point of meeting and get it all out of the way then.
What a waste of energy.
I hate guys like that. And then WE’RE the prudes b/c we don’t spill the goodness within a half hour of actually speaking to someone. Sheesh, I hate being single, too.
Love your blog. Love the laughing baby.
Happy Thanksgiving!! :o)
Loved the laughing baby. Did you see the laughing quads? THat was funny too. Hope you have a wonderful Turkey Day and I will see you Saturday
jr: Happy Thanksgiving!!!! I know I deserve better, which is why he’s done.
marci: This shit happens to you too? Thank goodness because I sometimes feel like a freak.
joe porter: I know. I couldn’t believe it. We were talking about how much we love our pets when BAM!
lex: Scumbag. Love that word. Happy Thanksgiving!
march: How adorable is that baby? Don’t you want to laugh like that.
jim: I have no idea why people do things. But, I wish everyone was a little old-fashioned.
lizzle: We were talking about our pets before he started asking me those wonderful things. Sheesh, to think that me talking about Stella Marie would make someone wonder about my pubic hair…weird.
D: Gobble gobble
V: It’s getting harder to have hope in that.
lily: I really think he wanted to have phone sex. His voice changed when he asked me the questions. Oy!
srb: Exactly!!! We’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t. Happy Thanksgiving!
softball: I did see the laughing quads and they were soooo cute. There is nothing better for the soul than a baby laughing.
Did the guy give any hint of creepiness in person? I’d feel lucky it wasn’t a face to face conversation.
I’m in tears. That was cute. 🙂
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving!!
I’m so sorry you had to put up with that, what a complete asshat!
There’s nothing better than a laughing baby. A while back Ellen Degeneres had shown a video of a baby sitting on it’s mother’s lap laughing while the mom was blowing in a bottle. Too damn cute.
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Have a good one Debbie, spare a thought for us suckers who have nothing to give thanks for.
three things:
1. i like that joey porter and his pit bulls have taken a liking to you. happy to send peeps your way.
2. sorry about asking you about the cum in the face thing. i knew i should have waited for Date 2.
3. all i can think about that video is it’s like one of those videos you see in the beginning of a commercial for drunk driving. you know, because that kid is obviously tanked.
desirea: No, he seemed perfectly normal in person. Shame.
lj: Wasn’t it! Happy Thanksgiving.
HDW: Happy Thanksgiving!
katrina: Happy Thanksgiving.
lozo: 1) Thanks, the more the merrier 2) Yes, you should have waited…shit, at least buy me dinner first 3) If that baby is tanked, then bring on the booze because I’d love to laugh like that.