and the scariest one…
drumroll please
No, I have to go put drops in my eyes because they are burning from this mess. He has no friends, you know that? Honestly, if I saw him coming at me in the street my crotch would sew itself shut from the horror. Ew. He looks like he likes to have someone poo on him. And where the hell is his penis? Just saying.
Ew.
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Just making sure, but that’s Carrot Top, right? Not only does he have no friends and is ugly he’s also not funny.
Please rip my eyes out and burn them, then flush the ashes.
Penis?!? not with those roids the is taking I mean have you see old photos of him, he was the guy who got sand kicked in his eye. grosses me out!
he looks like a fraggle rock……yuck.
I’ve often wondered if that picture is Photoshopped, because…cue music “one of these things is not like that other”, simply put his head doesn’t match his body.
I’m hating on you for making me bear witness to that. Remember than scene in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”, when the Germans opened the Ark and all hell broke loose?
Yeah.
Right now.
In my cubicle.
THANKS.
I’ll get you back for this, trust.
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
Oh Debbie, I love you and your blog but this one is one I wish I had missed LOL!
He has been getting ripped for a while. I remember seeing him on TV and I noticed he was pretty cut. He’s got to be on the sauce though.
Sauce or not, he’s gotta do something that might attract another person. Because he certainly isn’t going to get with his face. And mind you, I did say “might attract” I’m not sure if anyone could/would be attracted to him.
Blech!
I think Carrot Top got tired of people making fun of him and his lame act. 🙂
True story:
College, Fall 1994, Kent State Univ.
He came to do a “comedy show” at the school; & a girl down the hall ended up sleeping w/ him. Eeewwww.
He wasn’t all buff then, just scrawny. But still gross.
I still kinda wish I looked like that between the neck and the waist.
He shops at the same supermarket that I do – see him there periodically. His head is like that. But he is still working out, and his shoulders and arms are even bigger. Doesn’t seem to do the lower body workouts, so there is this tiny waist and little legs with big shoulders – still funny (not the jokes, the look)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ….
the pics were gross but what made me laugh was that you titled each pick ewwwwwww, ew2, ew3, and ew4 respectively. my word verification: mueuwww
captain jack: Um, okay.
b: Yes, it’s Carrot Top. Sad, isn’t it.
coyote mike: Yes, it does make you want to do that.
christina: Not only is he obviously on roids, but he’s had lots of work done on his face. It’s all a horrible mess.
just a girl: Evil Fraggle Rock, I think.
jr: I would agree, except every picture of him is like this. Who has time to photoshop Carrot Top?
DD: Yeah, I had to post it. Because if I had to see it, you know I had to share it. Misery loves company.
weekends off: Hee hee. Sorry.
jocular: I agree. I wonder if his hair is real or a weave.
katrina: I don’t even think his body is attractive. His whole package is super gross.
dee: Well, this might be true. But, he did it the wrong way cause he’s uglier than he’s ever been.
yllwdaisies: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
blog portland: No, you don’t. It’s gross.
joeinvegas: Oy. That’s bad. At least work your lower body to get a more even look. He looks like a cartoon character. Is his face that scary in person?
bobby: Right!
arjuna: You’re the only one who noticed! It’s the only thing I could think of when I was looking at the pictures…EWWWWWWWWWW