Last night whilst waiting for my tea to brew I heard the lady downstairs singing the following ‘song’ at the top of her lungs, “I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY, I’M SO IN LOVE”. She sang this for ten minutes. And who stood there and listened to her sing this retarded ditty? Me.
It was awesome.
I haven’t heard any sex sounds or bed thumping, but I’m sure the lady downstairs and her new man are fucking. Hence the singing. Right?
Anywho, I don’t want to think about them fucking anymore.
Oh, and I’m totally embarrassed to admit that I’m addicted to the Bachelor. Seriously embarrassed. I mean, not as embarrassed as I would be if I was actually on the show. But I’m pretty embarrassed all the same.
I eavesdropped on someone singing today, and it made me happy, too! But in my case, it was my daughter, and she was singing, “I’m a pirate, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh!” She made up several verses and repeated the chorus at the appropriate times, and I wished to hell I had a video camera to catch it so that I can embarrass her when she becomes an annoying teenager.
I guess I sound like a mommy blogger now, huh? *sheepish*
Oh my goodness! I totally want to hear the trashy lady singing about being happy and in love! (And you’re right, they are TOTALLY boning!)
(I also really want to hear this pirate song that Tense Teacher mentioned.)
so edifying to hear someone else so happy…
as well you should be.
WWGS?
(what would greasy sing?)
hopefully she is not singing about mullet man!
Christina’s comment made me a little sick to my stomach! Mullet Man (sounds like a Batman villan)
You should have clapped and catcalled at her when she finished. Then you could have been embarassed together!!
Lela
I still remember listening to my neighbors fucking on Valentine’s day a few years ago. The girl of that couple is now a friend of mine and occasionally comments on my blog. And she still gets pissy when I tell the story of how I listened to her “agree” through the wall 😀
I was addicted to that show when it first came out. I remember thinking one of the Bachelors was so hot, I think his name was Alex. I didn’t realize it was even on anymore.
If they’d been at it your neighbour would have been singing Sexual Healing, surely.
One of the many joys of being a bitter fat man is that I don’t mind admitting that other people being that madly in love pisses me the fuck off. LOL
I found myself watching the Bachelor a few weeks ago when there were still lots of women on it. I was so embarrassed that I locked my bedroom door and turned the volume down so my kids wouldn’t know what I was up to, like I was watching porn or something.