This weekend was quite relaxing. I needed it. In a bad way. I wrapped all of my gifts today, even the candy I made is wrapped and looking pretty, so I’m done. I can sit back and enjoy the holiday season. This is the first year I’m totally done this early. It’s awesome.
I also cleaned out my jewelry box and was painfully reminded of the fact that my ex (the one who took my money) also sold a bunch of my treasured jewelry. Fucking bastard. I have very few pieces now and it breaks my heart.
Here comes the TMI, but whatever…
I pulled out my dildo this afternoon because I was crazy bored and horny. It had dust on it. Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve had anything up my cookie, except for a tampon. So, I cleaned it off and started making sweet love to myself. When I started inserting the dildo, something strange happened. My vagina hurt. Like a virgin kind of hurt. I got over it and enjoyed myself, but after I started thinking. I really need a boyfriend or, at the very least, to start going on dates. I’m getting a little too comfortable being alone. I need to get my ass back out there. Cause if I don’t have sex soon, my vag might grow shut. Right?
I’m going to leave it there. I have to write out my Christmas cards now. Peace, bitches.
Fresh Air Lover 
Don’t think of it as being a bad thing. Think of it as Kegel exercise working 🙂
I really should do my wrapping soon.
Hell…mine has been shut for years it seems.
Happy wrapping.
O well, don’t we all have these moments? Before you know it, you’ll spend that time between the sheets again (or wherever you like) and may as well ask for a time out. Too bad I am living all across the pond, woudl have loved to set up a date 😉 M.