Ugh. I’m finished my holiday shopping. And the wrapping. And the decorating of my apartment and I even put lights up outside. Fuck yeah!
I don’t have much to report in but the holiday stuff. I did have dinner with the old lady next door last night and it was really nice. She gave me a bottle of Bailey’s for Christmas and I’m on my second glass tonight.
I’ve been watching TBS all day, as they’re playing The Lord of the Rings trilogy today and I’ve been watching since the beginning. I love these books and I love these movies. So, I’ll be in Middle Earth for a few hours more and then I’ll go to bed and probably dream of Legolas making sweet love to me in the middle of Rivendell. There is something about a man with elf ears, huh? Just me….oh okay.
I’m going to my sister’s in Lancaster, PA on Thursday for a few days. She can’t travel due to the complications she’s having with her pregnancy. I’m excited to see her. I haven’t seen her in a while and I miss her. I’m going to help her clean her house and go grocery shopping for her because she is on bed rest and her husband has to work double shifts all week.
Here are some pictures of the Christmas fun from this weekend.
Stella’s stocking.
My “Charlie Brown” Christmas tree.
All of the presents wrapped.
Yummy clementine.
And now onto my stroking….I’m highlighting five blogs now because it’s going to take forever to get to the end just stroking three, and well I just can’t wait that long to stroke Lozo, I can’t lie (hee hee). Anyhow, here they are and can I admit that these are five of some of my favorite people around:
Enough Already!: Miss Thang herself, MG. She’s not so mean. I found her from a blogger I won’t mention ever again here. And I think she’s the only woman I’d let kiss me. Hee hee. I can’t believe I wrote that. Wait, yes I can. This is her second blog and she’s worth a peak. Not only is she funny and sexy, I love when she goes on a rant.
from the neck up: Oh Rosie! I love this girl. She’s Annoyed’s better half (he’d even say that) and I found her from his blog. She’s a great writer and I swear sometimes she’s my long lost sister. She thinks like me. She has great stories and great perspective and she knows something about life, which I think is very important. She’s also very brave and I have a lot of respect for her. So, go check her out and laugh very hard at this.
Green Apple Martini: I found HDW the same day I found Laurie’s blog. Laurie was yelling about a woman stealing HDW’s template and I clicked over and haven’t stopped since. I don’t know if I can give this blog or HDW any justice. She’s just the definition of class, wit, intelligence, love, warmth, and irony. I think Laurie said it best when she said that HDW has a way of writing about life that is funny without being snarky. I love HDW. She is one of the few bloggers I have met in person. I wish I lived closer to her, and some of you other bloggers, because she is all goodness and I need some of it to rub off on me. She’s a great friend and I need everyone to go over to her blog and see what blogging is about. She does it perfectly. Smooches sweetie!
High Desert Diva’s Dive: Another lovely lady I found from the unmentionable blogger. She loves food as much as I do. She’s a professional chef. A great writer. I wish I thought of some of her ideas for stories. She’s clever and witty and extremely intelligent. She has the cutest daughter. Please go check her out. I’m serious about how good she is. She’s also an awesome person.
hotwire reality: He’s one of my first readers. He’s got a great blog. He’s a talented writer and an amazing artist. Check this out. He has a way of making you breathe in the warm air of nostalgia in a way that few people I know can. He has a great point of view that makes for interesting posts. He’s good people and once you go to his blog, you’ll link him and be hooked. So, go already!
I updated The Home Cook (three dip recipes) and Coquettishly (anal sex) tonight as well.
That’s funny! I was traveling all weekend to see the In-laws. With nothing on either night, I watched Return of the King 2 nights in a row.
Luckily it is a good movie and I am easily entertained!
I love you too. I’m honored. I’m serious.
Thank you.
xoxoxo
I have eaten nothing but clemintines for an entire week. They just keep getting better.
the only thing worse than not getting stroked is getting teased about being stroked. i hate you.
i am changing my name to hotwire realitya next friday.
I love Lord of the Rings, too! I don’t know many women that enjoyed the movies, so way to speak up for us hot women that aren’t nerds.
I’ve mental masturbated to Legolas more times than I care to admit. Hmmmm!
that was so nice. thank you.
baba: I always watch those movies when they’re on because they beat almost everything else on TV.
rosie: No problem, sweetie.
mist1: I had two yesterday and am buying another box today. I love them.
lozo: I can’t believe you just said you hate me. How could you break my heart like that around the holidays? Sniffle sniffle.
summer: Hmmm Legolas….
hotwire: You’re welcome.
I lurve clementines and legolas. Orlando hasn’t really done anything for me in a movie since.
DUDE! I was right there with you in middle earth!!!
by the end of it all – i just wanted Sam and Frodo to get together – its a gay, hobbit loves story that never quite works out. So sad.
Aw, mama! Thanks for the great words. I will try to live up to them.
PS be looking for a delivery to your house and let me know when it arrives.
XOXO
mmmmm Vigo, dahlink… I’d so tie him to my table and eat him UP!
Thanks for the props, missy. I think of this little page as a “bloglette” since I’ve only got a few posts up.
ps: I’d make your knees weak… you have NO idea π
*smooch*
The two of you should just get a room….
“I love Rosie”
“I love Deb”
jeez!
π
Thank you, Daaaahling. The late strokes are the best ;p. I’d give you smooches, but it sounds like you’re only giving them to Meany. Hmph!!
We have a Charlie Brown tree too.
Vigo was yummy. I’m not usually into long white hair…or pointy ears, for that matter, but Orlando looked simply yummy in LOTR.
Vigo all the way. Stringy greasy hair couldn’t do anything to take away from his sexiness. Yum!
We keep saying we’ll have a marathon of the movies (the full extension versions on DVD no less), there’s a few friends that want to come over for it too, but we just haven’t done it yet. We can’t get a day where we’re all available.
I found HDW the same way. I clicked over to Laurie’s site from Plain Jane and it was that post so I clicked over to HDW and I’ve been hooked to both ever since. Although I don’t think I’ve ever commeneted on HDW’s site, hmmm, I don’t know why.
I can’t wait to see what you have to say about Lozo, especially now that he said he hates you. heee
lily: No, I’m not really attracted to Orlando nor do I like any of his other work. But when he’s Legolas, dear lord is he dreamy.
scarlett: There is something very gay about their relationship, huh? I think Frodo is the top even though he’s a wuss. I think that’s why Sam kept calling him Mr. Frodo.
HDW: I GOT IT!!!! My first Christmas present of the season.
mg: Vigo is hot! I like him in GI Jane. God, that ass. Oy!
Annoyed: You’re just jealous. I love you Annoyed!!!
HDD: No, I’m not into long white hair either but Legolas is just it. I could always use more smooches.
katrina: Lozo doesn’t hate me. He knows he loves me. I was going to do one of those extended version marathons at my friends house, but I realized that I would be at my friend’s house for 8 hours and now I just want someone to buy me the trilogy so I can sit on my own damn couch and watch the movies.
Yay! Thank you for highlighting Rosie and Hotwire…also two of my favorites.
I loved the stocking for Stella!
1st – WTF is up with the previous comment? My eyes spin trying to read and comprehend it…
And I forgot what I was gonna say too so I’ll just say
“HI Debbie! “
and leave it at that!
awwww new reads and today I can post π I must now travel off and go find these blogs π